who am i ?

legend004 | 21:52 Sat 08th Mar 2008 | ChatterBank

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answerbanks answer to jason bourne

Right jason bourne wakes up one day on a boat surrounded by foreigners.
lands in a strange country .doesnt know who he is or where hes from.
well i am that man
i landed in tenerife nearly 2 years ago.
since then its come to my attention ( aided by the lovely Ms hawkes ) that i am infact a woman called chrissy from northamptonshire whos given birth to a son 20 years ago
ouch me bum..also a 19 yearold girl from the south coast , with a large collection of handbags and high heeled shoes.
Add to this the definite evidence im a woman of american birth living in the plymouth area too ( that was according to whiffy ,with definite evidence )
Of late ive also learned im cleversod and mr bean , and 3ightballs too !!!!( again according to whiffy .once again with definite evidence .)
Now im wondering have i suffered severe memory loss or are these people a couple of sandwiches short of a picnic?
Btw i heard , thougfh i have no definite proof , that whiffy was on the police team investigating the birmingham six , and the guildford four.So he knows what hes talking about.

So does anyone out there know who i really am?

wake up call

Windy nights ahead!

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Petal~flower

Legend, I think you need to get out more than me!

Drisgirl

I do -but put a rocket up all the doubters arses -cannae be ****** annoyed with all that petty crap.

Hi to you BTW xxx

cazzz1975

If your not sure, check the name on your gas bill

tiggerblue10

You are a person who will soon be eating some chilli beef and supping on Rioja.

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legend004

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ziuqPeMVCWc

im jason bourne btw

and in the end

it doesnt fkn matter lol

legend004

Question Author

theyre behind me

but

that means 1 thing

im well ahead of them

because

i am

JASON BOURNE

jojojojoanne

jb?.......... similar to bond?!..........

Petal~flower

Legend... are you really a Bourne fan?

Post all the clips you want. I love em all

MONTCRIEFF49

im lilo lill
from bread
looking for
freddie boswell
you heard of him

or seen himm

oh freddieeeeeeeeeeee

lv ya jason bournville

lv dark choc xxxxxx lol

legend004

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HAS A ROCKIN HORSE GOT A WOODEN KNOB?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ig8_pMZQRWQ&fea ture=related