A catholic priest opened a tub of margarine and saw the face of jesus. He showed it to his mate from Tibet. His mate said.....I can't believe it's not Buddha.
Well god strike me down with a bolt of lightning for only using the jokes thread grandad. Sorry mate. Remind me to get your permission next time. Thankyou all the other lovely people for nice comments.
Hey guess what I went through all the previous pages of jokes grandad looking for a few of your rib ticklers. Guess how many of your jokes are on there?.......er......none. Not one. Nothing. Nada.
So come on mate it's your turn to put a joke on here. Judging by your very high standards it's going to be a pearler. I can't wait. Tum-te-tum......is it on here yet?.........