We Need A Giggle Every Day.

[SparklyKid]

My wife got out of the shower yesterday morning.

I said " I don't know what you are wearing but it needs ironing"

I soon regained consciousness.

[Bobbisox1]

Haha, you devil , keep it going, you are right SK, we could have a ZOOM later ! Y’know one of those offline chats that are so popular non here haha

[SparklyKid]

There is only the bright side to try to look on.

[Bobbisox1]

There’s always a bright side , let’s do this :0)

[SparklyKid]

What's a ZOOM ?

[Bobbisox1]

You download it on to your device , a bit like Skype, you get a code and ‘invite ‘ people to your chat room , all clever stuff lol

[SparklyKid]

Will try that later. Have to pop round to elderly neighbours and see how they all are.

Hang on, I am an elderly neighbour.

[Bobbisox1]

And a very kindly one too

[malagabob]

Another take on that.
Wife enters room naked, poses with one hand behind head the other on hip. Asks husband “what do you think “
Husband replies. I don’t know where you bought it or how much, but it needs ironing.

[jennyjoan]

A friend of my sister said that she had to have a caesearean because her penis was too small, sister said Ach Marie you mean your pelvis, Ach she said "isn't it the same thing".

[marval]

The trouble is we can giggle, but did your wife?