Assaulted

[marval]

I was assaulted last night by some guy who hit me over the head with a power tool.


I was minding my own business when 'Bosch'.

[tonyav]

I bet the cops will give him a right drilling.

[zebo]

Set the Wolf on him.

[Baldric]

You couldn't have made that planer if you'd tried.

[Patsy33]

I bet his story will be full of holes when police catch him.....

[1ozzy]

You never saw it coming?

[Patsy33]

He probably got a screw loose....

[melv16]

Was he a workmate?

[Patsy33]

I was doing my Jigsaw when I read this...

[anaxcrosswords]

Can imagine a Detective Inspector asking if you thought there was a motive:

D.I.: Why?

[Patsy33]

Was his name Jack Hammer?

[tonyav]

Stop screwing around, Patsy.

[1ozzy]

I mitre known this would get punny

[Patsy33]

He needs nailing...

[jubieanna]

I'm off to bed now... such a wrench