Food & Drink23 mins ago
Bah Humbug
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A couple of days ago a stone put a 3 inch crack in my windscreen, tonight I went out and as it is cold I turned on the heater. Big mistake, I now have a two foot crack across the screen. Now I need this just before Christmas, do I tell the grandchildren that Santa has broken his leg and cannot visit this year or, tell them that they are treating me to a new windscreen.
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tell them santa bulls-eyed the windscreen so wont be in circulation this year but that the good news was that no reindeer were hurt during the crash
16:38 Mon 07th Nov 2016