Sorry ,I wasn't being facetious. But years ago I shared a flat with a nurse/mate. One night I went to meet her off 9o,clock shift, and asked the nurse in charge, "Is Ally here?" his reply was"She went mad, and we shot her",I,ve always wanted to be able to use this and, feebly, this was the nearest! Sorry!
There were some good posts earlier, but I got dragged away.
My efforts to get Jogger Me out of the Dungeon have been unsuccessful, so I'm still being DungeonJayne. I think Dungeon Me will stop being green tonight, cos it was on Wednesday last week that I got banged up.