Two whiffies are riding along on a tandem.
Suddenly, the one on the front slams on the brakes, gets off and lets the tyres down.
The one on the back says: "Why did you do that?"
The one on the front replies: "My saddle's too high"
The one on the back gets off, loosens his saddle with a spanner and turns it round.
The one on the front says: "What are you doing?"
The one on the back replies: "Look mate, if you're going to muck about,
I'm going home!!"
Na methinks you have got that wrong podgycat whiffey is educated as he has an o level in latin and a sproutus filed of dreams and a catapult in the end of his garden to catapult the sprouts.
LoL LoL LoL.