Why Men Should

[gness]

Avoid Gness.
Went to the wood yard this morning to choose sleepers for my next project.
Smiled a Hello to the guy behind the desk when a man I hadn`t seen standing right behind me shouted "LUCAS" in a deep booming voice. I jumped and screamed. The guy behind the desk leapt back and fell over his swivel chair.

That`s three maimed men in one week.

I`m never going to pull am I? :-(

[DTCwordfan]

yes mine have been around the world too.......not the only thing missed....

well a quick peek at the tennis and then half an hour more and a pint (wonderful old pub 200 yds away with a cubby hole bar.....beer straight from the barrel

[mrs_overall]

I have lots of books too.
Some of them have words as well as pictures

[gness]

Rubbish MrsO. After the last few weeks we all know you and the written word!

[Nini74]

Literally laughed out loud at that! xx

[jno]

coloured the pictures in yet, mrs o?

[mrs_overall]

Gness, the twice weekly millstone around my neck is all your fault. If you hadn't posted that post suggesting a radio show, I wouldn't spend half my life wandering around muttering to myself about goats, lap dancers, shrinking shopkeepers etc etc.
i get some very strange looks and you are entirely to blame.

[jno]

I think the strange look you have can be blamed on your parents

[gness]

Whitby exorcism in the offing then?

[Psybbo]

Mrs_owlover why have no owls featured in your radio show tut tut

[mrs_overall]

sibton, if you remember, in the woods is the Body & Soul Holistic Centre and Owl Sanctuary. The owls may feature in a future episode.

[mrs_overall]

jno, a paper bag solves that problem

gness, a Whitby exorcism involves copious amounts of bacardi ;-)