My two kids keep coughing so I took them to see the doctor today."Do you smoke cigarettes in the house?" the doctor asked me."Yes," I replied, "About 20 a day.""That's terrible," he said, shaking his head. "Your habit is probably affecting your children more than it's affecting you. My advice to you would be to give them up.""Fair enough, doc" I said, shaking his hand, "I'll call social services in the morning."
Rather like the harassed mother who opened the door to a man who said, "Good morning, I'm collecting for Dr Banardo's", to which she replied, "Good, you can take these two little buggers for a start!"