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starone | 22:32 Sat 06th Oct 2012 | Jokes
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Johnny wanted to have sex with a girl in his office,
But she belonged to someone else...

One day, Johnny got so frustrated that he went up to her and said, 'I'll give you a £100 if you let me have sex with you. But the girl said NO.

Johnny said, 'I'll be fast. I'll throw the money on
the floor, you bend down, and I'll be finished by the time you pick it up. '

She thought for a moment and said that she would have to consult her boyfriend... So she called her boyfriend and told him the story.

Her boyfriend says, 'Ask him for £200, pick up the money very fast, he won't even be able to get his pants down.'

So she agrees and accepts the proposal. Half an hour goes by, and the boyfriend is waiting for his girlfriend to call. Finally, after 45 minutes, the boyfriend calls and asks what happened.

She responded, 'The bas*ard used coins!'

The moral of the story is make sure you know the whole business deal before you agree to it.
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LOL, it's a gud un, Star.
22:36 Sat 06th Oct 2012
LOL, it's a gud un, Star.
O but G. :)

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