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Good Morning Vermivorous Ones

Hope your day is a good one, wherever you may be! Take care folks🤔
06:35 Thu 18th Apr 20245 answers, last by david small 09:04 Thu 18th Apr 2024
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Not Again

I went to see my doctor after I found myself saying everything twice. He gave me a repeat prescription
07:02 Sat 13th Apr 20242 answers, last by 1ozzy 07:09 Sat 13th Apr 2024
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Book Tital

Grow your own  BY Al lotment
13:17 Fri 12th Apr 202440 answers, last by dustypuss 20:58 Sat 13th Apr 2024
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Waey Wakey

Good morning all! Just polished off the last of the drinking chocolate, so it looks like its back to coffee. Have a good one Take care folks
06:46 Wed 10th Apr 20247 answers, last by Peter Pedant 12:55 Wed 10th Apr 2024
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Good Morning All You Early Birds!

Saturday once more, seems like its T shirt weather round here. Hopefully some garden time if it don't rain. Take care Folks! 
06:06 Sat 06th Apr 20245 answers, last by Giggsie 08:14 Sat 06th Apr 2024
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From The Wrinklies Calendar

A gent of a certain age walks into his living room sporting his newly acquired hiking boots, rucksack, walking stick etc. announces "I have joined the ramblers club" His wife also a senior, who... ...
10:54 Thu 04th Apr 20241 answer, last by maggiebee 13:08 Sat 06th Apr 2024
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Good Morning Chirpers And Sunshine Seekers

Dull and damp hereabouts, still It's supposed to brighten up later, bring it on! Take care folks! Bfn
08:39 Wed 20th Mar 20242 answers, last by Chipchopper 08:59 Wed 20th Mar 2024
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Top Of The Morning To You!

Wherever you are, where ever you're from, top of the morning to you! Take care folks and have a lovely day!
09:05 Sun 17th Mar 20244 answers, last by rowanwitch 10:56 Sun 17th Mar 2024
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In The Pub

This guy  in the pub was telling loads of jokes about Motown singers, and I said to him how many Motown jokes do you know at "least a 100, and that's four tops"
08:39 Sat 16th Mar 20243 answers, last by barry1010 08:52 Sat 16th Mar 2024
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Fancy Dress Only

I noticed some folks were throwing a fancy dress party on our block, trouble was my girlfriend and I had no costumes to wear. I said to my GF "quick jump up on my back, we will get in somehow". A... ...
08:26 Sat 16th Mar 2024
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Good Morning Early Birds

Hope you are all well and ready to welcome the sunrise, if not enjoy a lay in.  
07:28 Sat 16th Mar 20246 answers, last by Smowball 09:52 Sat 16th Mar 2024
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The Call Of The Wild

Aka wet Tuesday! More rain, I'm sure we're getting someone else's weather. There must be a Sun up there  (big round yellow thing) I have two choises : stay in or stay in, no contest!  Take care... ...
06:59 Tue 12th Mar 202414 answers, last by nicebloke1 18:16 Tue 12th Mar 2024
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Monday's Soon Here Again

Good morning all! Hope you are well and good, maybe things will brighten up later. Take care folks
08:01 Mon 11th Mar 20242 answers, last by Chipchopper 09:20 Mon 11th Mar 2024
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I Cant Seem To Hold A Jab Down

The job on the farm didn't last long, the boss said that "sleeping on the job is unacceptable" so I took him to the tribunal, and said in my defence "well it was you who told me to count those... ...
21:53 Sun 10th Mar 2024
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Diy

I was invited to a fancy dress party the other day, and decided to go dressed as a screwdriver. It turned a few heads, I must say! 
08:53 Sat 09th Mar 20244 answers, last by Hopkirk 22:30 Sat 09th Mar 2024
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Good Morning Risers

I've got a plan. Carefully unpack an Easter egg, place a gift inside (you decide), then carefully repack the egg in the carton, as an extra surprise, just an idea, what do you think ?. Take care... ...
08:40 Tue 05th Mar 202410 answers, last by Giggsie 21:09 Tue 05th Mar 2024
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Heres An Oldy_

I was chatting to my neighbour over the fence yesterday and I asked him what date it was, he checked his watch and said "March 1st" So I strode round the garden and asked him again.
09:06 Sat 02nd Mar 2024
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Drunk?

A man walks into a bar and shouts, "give me a whiskey and make it a double"! The barman looks at the guy and says "I think you've had enough don't you, so why don't you just turn yourself around... ...
09:19 Thu 29th Feb 20241 answer, last by Old_Geezer 09:40 Thu 29th Feb 2024
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Good Morning All!

Hope you're all doing well and helping each other. Sunshine or rain, take good care, folks. See you when I see you, when I see you
08:36 Tue 27th Feb 20249 answers, last by ferlew 14:21 Tue 27th Feb 2024
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Good Morning All!

After 2 days of solid rain, I'm hoping for some dry time. The worm hunters must be having a heyday out there. Keep warm n' dry  take care folks
05:23 Fri 23rd Feb 202414 answers, last by retrocop 11:04 Fri 23rd Feb 2024

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