fav one liners

[sunnyday2d]

ok guys ide like to know your favorite one liners from any film or tv show.

[makemesmile]

TV Show, Gimme Gimme Gimme, about a guy 'in denial':

'He's so far back in the closet, he's in f*cking Narnia!!

[toffee-pie]

ok, i know its sad, bt, most lines from friends. usually joey.

[sprid]

He's not the Messiah , He's a very naughty boy

[naz_nomad]

''Come with me if you want to live''.

[chaotica]

I,ll be back

[-Zorro-]

"How u doin"

[julesjjv]

'You want a toe? I can get you a toe, believe me. There are ways, Dude. You don't wanna know about it, believe me.' - Walter Sobchak, The Big Lebowski

[cherrybomb]

Right Banks, you *******! I'm the daddy now, next time, I'll fu??ing kill ya!

[-Zorro-]

Knock Knock

[RATTER15]

Who's there?

[sako 243]

"you gonna draw them pistols or whistle dixie" clint eastwood in josey wales

[scruffscat]

"We re gonna need a bigger boat "! Jaws...

[B00]

"Beware the moon lads"
"Here's Johnny"
"Everytime a bell rings an angel gets its wings"

[SteveD]

"We're going to need considerably bigger buns" (Calendar Girls).

"The trick is not minding that it hurts" (Lawrence of Arabia)

[B00]

Thought of another....

"My whole life flashed infront of me, it was really boring"

[lankeela]

Keeping Up Appearances, the tarty sister:

"Well I knew he was married, but I didn't think it was serious"

[chameleon]

"your only supposed to blow the bloody doors off"

"say hello to my little friend"

"think ya used enough dynamite there, butch?"

[greebo2001]

"D'ya get that thing I sent you?"- Peter Potamus asking about a non existant memo every time he sees Harvey in Harvey Birdman
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