If You're Going To Get Drunk . . .

[Buenchico]

. . . it's probably best not to do it close to a railway line! 🚂

 

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/videos/cq6yzll9j92o

[sandyRoe]

He might not have felt that at the time but he'll have a hell of a hangover in the morning.

[ToraToraTora]

chuffed to bits!

[sandyRoe]

^. That might be one of the funniest answers we'll see here.

Funny,  but cruel.

[mallyh]

i've heard of on the wagon but never underneath it 

[tomus42]

Apparently this person survived, but God knows how.

[david small]

Guardian Angel demands holiday.

[dustypuss]

Looking at the clip the train doesn't run over him . He sit up and the train hits him but doesn't actually run over him.