Spectator N0 2682 - Exchanges By Doc
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After the pilot safely performs an emergency landing in water, she tells the passengers to remain seated and to keep the doors closed, stating that in emergency situations, as long as the doors remain...
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I was chatting to a mate, who is one of the keepers at the local zoo, and I asked him if it is true what people are saying, about North American caribou being disguised as African wildebeest ?. He...
A man is getting a haircut after work and he shares with the barber why he is looking so stressed, “I’m not sleeping well. I have nightmares about a monster under my bed and I am too embarrassed to...
An eighty-year-old man was having an annual physical. As the doctor was listening to his heart with the stethoscope, he began muttering, "Oh oh!" The man asked the doctor, "What's the problem?"...
When my girlfriend suggested we play doctors and nurses, I was really hoping for something more exciting than being left in a corridor for two days.
..never win an argument with a female.
It will never end....
Mick pulls up at the traffic lights and begins to roll his window down. There was a stunning looking woman in the car next to him. She smiles and rolls her window down as well. Mick says, "Have you...
My Wife just phoned me and the conversation went like this :- Her: "You know that Gladiator movie that I got you for Xmas?" Me: "Yeah." Her: "Wind it forward One Hour, 16 mins and 28 seconds." Me:...
When they buried the man who created Tetris, the whole cemetery disappeared.
A Newfie is visiting Texas and starts up a conversation with a Texan in a bar. The Texan says 'Where are you from? ' The Newfie says 'Do you know where New York is?' The Texan says 'Sure I know NY.'...
Scotsman, Englishman and an Irishman go for an interview for a job. There was a written test and one of the questions was 'Give the collective name of a group of animals'. The Scotsman wrote down a...
Registration on the first day back at school. Ahmed Al Sheriah“here” Mustafa Al Sheriah“here” Fatima El Bindiri“here” Ali Acmah Shabeeb“here” Ali Sun Al En. No answer Ali Sun Al En? Little girl at the...
An inventor went to the Patents office to register a new folding bottle he'd invented. "What's it called?" the office clerk asked. "A Fottle." replied the inventor. "It's short for a folding bottle."...
My wife said to me, "Darling, did you know that a handlebar moustache is actually supposed to be the next big fashion comeback of 2023?" "Well it looks really stupid," I replied. "I wish you'd just...
A man was walking down a street in town. A magic Fairy appeared in front of him. 'I can grant you 3 wishes, she oozed 'What is your first wish ? ' ' I would like an everlasting pint of Guinness'...
I'm not usually one for posting warnings about potential scams but I had a close call yesterday. I walked into B&Q hardware yesterday and some old guy dressed in a black shirt with an orange apron on...
..Queue is a very selfish word.
Basically it's one letter that forces the other letters to wait in a queue knowing they're superfluous....
Mick is driving home in County Sligo when he comes up behind a slower moving lorry, he overtakes and pulls alongside, shouting out of his window:- "Oi, driver, you're losing your load!" "*** off"...
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