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We nicknamed our Grandad 'Spiderman'. He didn't have any super powers or anything like that, it's just he used to struggle to get out of the bath....... ___________ My Grandad reached 110 yesterday....
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I gave my wife some glass cookware from Jamaica. It is Pyrex of the Caribbean.
In a trial, the prosecuting lawyer called his first witness, an elderly grandmother to the stand. He approached her and asked; "Mrs. Jones, do you know me?" She responded, "Why, yes, I do know you,...
King Charles visited a mental hospital. He talks to a man tending the flower beds He asks him why he was there and for how long The man tells him his life story, in a calm and informed manner The King...
A rather stuck up sorts of a women, all fur coat and no knickers, goes to the Doctor to be examined. He says " I have some bad news for you.........you've contracted a STD" She replies pompously "...
Just a note to all the friends and family that I gave books to for Christmas.
I don't want a fine so please return them to the Library by next Friday....
Many years ago, the rejection letter I received from Oxford University read very much like this young lady’s letter from Harvard.
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,,and all the kings men were on high alert.
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A close friend of Mime artiste Marcel Marceaux said in an interview recently that she did not know he was ill at all...
if only he said something she said,...
A zoo-keeper at Chester zoo was wandering around the zoo when he heard this almighty, ear-splitting scream. He rushed over to the small animals section and he saw this bloke with a deathly white face,...
My kids said they want a cat for Christmas. I said OK… Normally I do a turkey but hey, if it makes them happy! _____________ I always get aroused by women in boots. I now have to go to superdrug to...
There are three kinds of men in this world... Some remain single and make wonders happen. Some have girlfriends and see wonders happen. The rest get married and wonder what the hell happened???...
Wife...I'm desperately looking for a rental property for us. Estate agent.. I've got just one left, two bedrooms with a bathroom 5 miles from the city centre.. Wife... I'll leave that, we're looking...
I was called into my manager’s office today because of my dress code.
He said, “You can’t wear pyjamas for work.”
I said, “Everyone else does.”
He said, “That’s because they’re patients.”...
My mate Clive went for a late night walk on Rhyl beach.
It was very late, and dark.
He stood on something soft and squidgy.
It was a mans bare bum.
A woman's voice said " Thank you "...
Teacher: "Why are you late this morning?" Student: "Its my alarm clock. Everyone got up except me!" Teacher: How did the alarm clock make you the only one not to get up?" Student: "There are eight of...
Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing?
They always drop their needles....
Two Irish brothers Mick and Paddy have made a promise to their uncle. Well they had an Uncle Seamus who was a seafaring gent all his liife and a while before he passed away, he made the boys promise...
"I blame my mother for my poor sex life. All she told me was, 'The man goes on top and the woman underneath."
For three years my wife and I slept in bunk beds....
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