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"Doctor whenever I go to the loo for a pee, I hear tinkle tinkle and when I look round I see a collection of coins at the bottom of the pan." "That's OK my dear, you are just starting on the change....
Four men are finishing up a round of golf one Saturday morning, and one of the men asks the others “What are you guys doing this afternoon?” The first guy says “I have to clean out the garage. The...
A chap buys a new Mercedes he turns on the radio and nothing happens so he goes back to the showroom and shouts "When i pay £50.000 for a car i expect the radio to work" The salesman explains that the...
A drunk was staggering down the street when he began vomiting. It landed on a Yorkshire terrier covering it head to tail. The drunk squints and looks at the dog and said, "I don't remember eating...
When Birkenhead resident Richie Haven's house was burgled recently, thieves ignored his wide screen plasma TV, his VCR, and even left his Rolex watch. What they did take, however, was a white...
According to a news report, a certain private school was recently faced with a unique problem. A number of 12-year-old girls had begun to use lipstick and would put it on in the bathroom. That was...
My local vet has started dishing out free birth control pills
for dogs. Apparently he is on an anti-litter campaign....
I went to the builders yard the other day and said "i want to buy some bricks please" "How many would you like?" said the chap "About 8000." i said "That's a lot of brick." he said "What are you...
A builder says to a girl in a nightclub, "I have an 8" penis & can make love all night." The next morning she says, "You said you had an 8" penis & could last all night but it was only 5" & you lasted...
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One day, a happy couple Bob and Mary were walking down a forest track when suddenly a giant snake jumped on Bob's leg and bit his dick. Since no one was around for miles Mary called a hospital on her...
One day a trio of pals were on a jungle holiday together when they were caught by a tribal group. Before they were about to be executed, they pleaded with Dinah, Queen of the Tribe for mercy. She...
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My father in law recently went to a new doctor and after two visits and exhaustive Lab tests, he said he was doing 'fairly well' for his age. A little concerned about that comment, He couldn't resist...
A young woman was pulled over for speeding in Dublin. A Garda Traffic cop walked to her car window, flipping open his ticket book. The young lady immediately says “I bet you are going to sell me a...
I asked my friend, "What part of America is your wife from?" He said, "Alaska" I said, "I thought you'd know" ___________ I don't see my wife and kids anymore due to my gambling… I won the lottery and...
A slight change to Lady Thatcher's famous remark has been adopted by A-Liz-in-Blunderland.
The Lady's hot for turning....
Dorothy and Edna, two "senior" widows, are talking. Dorothy: "That nice George Johnson asked me out for a date. I know you went out with him last week, and I wanted to talk with you about him before I...
Please add your contributions. A burglary was recently committed at a Crossword Fan’s house and the entire contents of the trophy room were stolen. The police are looking for a man with a black and...
Patrick decides to go to the cinema he buys a ticket and goes in to watch the film. Five minutes later he comes out and buys another ticket and goes back in Five minutes later he comes out and asks...
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