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Sign on door of public toilets : " OWING TO INDUSTRIAL ACTION THESE PREMISES WILL BE CLOSED TOMORROW, SORRY FOR THE INCONVIENCE ". Someone had written underneath it - " Please do as much as you can...
During lunch at work, i ate 3 helpings of of beans which I know I shouldn't of... When I got home, my wife seemed excited to see me and exclaimed delightedly, "Darling I have a surprise for dinner...
Three men were sitting in a pub and feeling quite bored. “I know what we’ll do. Lets see who can tell the biggest lie”, said one. The first man said, “ I once jumped off Niagara Falls”. The second one...
A Guy with a 25-inch Willy went to a Doctor and said, "I can't live with this Big Willy anymore..! It's too long." The doctor replied, "I can't do anything for you, but if you see the Witch Doctor,...
A woman went to her priest with a problem. "Father, I have two female parrots, and they only know how to say one thing. All they ever say is, 'Hi, we're prostitutes. Wanna have some fun?' " "That's...
A Russian soldier runs up to a nun. "Please let me hide under your dress, I'll explain later." The nun agrees. A moment later two military policemen run up and ask "Sister, have you seen a soldier?"...
Words with two meanings: 1. THINGY (thing-ee) n. Female... Any part under a car's bonnet. Male...The strap fastener on a woman's bra. 2. VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj. Female... Fully opening up...
Doctor, Doctor. I keep seeing insects spinning around me. Do not worry there is a bug going around!. - Doctor, Doctor. Can you help me out. Certainly, which way did you come in?....
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It's a 4 panel meme, cartoon style where a guy decides to not have sex or doesn't want to but on the last panel he ends up having sex doggy style and we can see that he doesn't really want to.
Unseen footage of a pre-recorded edition.
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Liz Truss has spoken today to Ukraine's president about the ongoing crisis
Zelensky promised to provide all the assistance he could...
A bloke sees a job advert for an assistant farrier at the local blacksmith. He turns up for the interview and the boss asks him: "Have you ever shoed a horse before?" "I don't think so, says the...
Standing in newly poured cement caused me to lose six games in a row
while playing tennis.
It was a very quick set!...
It was John's turn to drive carpool into town on a day when a new member was traveling along for the first time. As they rode along he began to be suspicious of his new carpooling passenger. John...
I went to a restaurant. It was full. There was no place to sit and the wait was over thirty minutes. I took out my mobile phone, placed it to my ear, and said loudly, "Hey, get over here! She's here...
Doctor, Doctor. They have taken off the cricket team, they call me butterfingers.- Do not worry, what you have is not catching. Doctor, Doctor. I have broken my arm in two places. - Then do not go...
An old cowboy sat down at Starbucks and ordered a cup of coffee. As he sat sipping his coffee, a young woman sat down next to him. She turned to the cowboy and asked, 'Are you a real cowboy?' He...
My doctor called me to his surgery and told me that my DNA is backwards.
I said........AND ?...
