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A fleeing Taliban, desperate for water, was plodding through the Afghan desert when he saw something far off in the distance. Hoping to find water, he hurried towards the oasis, only to find a little...
I'm ready for a holiday, only this year I'm going to do it a bit different. Three years ago I went to Spain and the wife got pregnant. Two years ago I went to Italy and the wife got pregnant. Last...
A little town in south Wales had a sensational birth rate and scientists decided to visit the place and find out the cause. So the sociologists, anthropologists, birth control specialists and other...
A strange event took place a few years back. Tommy was well known by all the townsfolk. He had been in the forces and had been invalided out, having lost an eye in a skirmish with the enemy. The...
In a small Scottish town, a man was leaving a coffee shop with his espresso when he noticed a most unusual funeral procession approaching the nearby cemetery. A black hearse containing a coffin was...
The poor man who lost his dog (due to old age). He decided - after a few weeks - to look for another companion for himself, and began searching the ads in a local paper. Eventually, after some...
A family decided to try a nudist camping resort for a cheap holiday: On their first day there their young son went off to explore the site. Some time later he came back to the tent and said, "Wow,...
A teenage boy was delivering papers to an apartment house. While there, a stunning young woman came out of the apartment next to the mailboxes wearing only a robe. The boy smiled at the young woman...
Jan and Ivanski were both born and bred in Poland and decided to emigrate, Jan favoured Sweden he was used to the cold and he liked their way of life, Ivanski wanted to go to Morroco ..he fancied...
My teacher said not to worry about correct spelling because we have autocorrect.
And for that , I'm infernally grapefruit....
Excuses: I am unsure as to the identity of the father of my child as I was being sick out of a window when taken unexpectedly from behind. I can provide you with a list of names of men that I think...
When he was a lad, Roland noticed his friend was wearing a solid gold watch. "Where did you get that watch from?" he asked. His friend replied that he had promised not to tell, but since it was Roland...
A husband had just finished reading the book, 'MAN OF THE HOUSE'. He stormed into the kitchen and walked directly up to his wife, pointing a finger in her face, he said, "From now on, I want you to...
Landlords change the price of a pint to 20 pounds as energy prices increase
Londoners question the logic of lowering the price of pints to subsidise...
A slug is heading home one morning when he gets set upon by 4 snails. He goes to the police station to report the attack. The policeman asks the slug if he could describe any of the attackers. 'Sorry'...
Mary had a little pig, She kept it fat and plastered; And when the price of pork went up, She shot the little ***. Mary had a little lamb Her father shot it dead. Now it goes to school with her,...
This is a story about a couple who had been happily married for years. The only friction in their marriage was the husband's habit of farting loudly every morning when he awoke. The noise would wake...
Jacob age 85, and Rebecca age 79 are all excited about their decision to get married. They go for a stroll to discuss the wedding and on the way go past a chemist shop. Jacob suggests that they go in....
Stocky gets a job on a building site. After an hour or two he's dying to use the loo so he asks the foreman where the toilets are. "We don't have any as such" say's the foreman "do you see that big...
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