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Q & A Q: WHAT ARE THE SMALL BUMPS AROUND A WOMAN'S NIPPLES FOR? A: IT'S BRAILLE FOR SUCK HERE. Q: WHAT IS AN AUSTRALIAN KISS? A: IT IS THE SAME AS A FRENCH KISS, BUT ONLY DOWN UNDER. Q: WHAT DO YOU DO...
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A frail old lady wanted to join a biker club. She knocked on the door of a local biker club, and a big, hairy, bearded biker with tattoos all over his arms answered the door. She proclaimed proudly,...
Walking through town this morning, I was impressed to see two new homeless people, reading the newspaper. As I walked past them, I heard one say, "It says here that Bruce Springsteen is travelling...
My girlfriend has been working as a magician's assistant for a few years now and she has picked up a few tricks. I came home from work early the other day to found her dressed in her assistant...
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An American tourist in London wanders into a local pub, downs a few pints, then stumbles out of the door. After walking for a while, he finds himself in a posh residential neighbourhood with no public...
Statistics recently released from The United Nations reveal that: Australian, Canadian, UK and US men between 50 and 75 years of age, will, on average, have sex two to three times per week, whereas...
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Customer support: Customer: Hi, good afternoon, this is Martha, I can't print. Every time I try, it says 'Can't find printer'. I've even lifted the printer and placed it in front of the monitor, but...
Peppermint Pattie "Do all fairy stories begin with Once upon a Time"
Charlie Brown " No, many of them begin 'if I am elected, I promise.......'"...
I got my wife a metal detector as a present, but she didn't like it.
Strange, as she always likes to dig up things from the past....
I asked my wife to tell me something which would make me both laugh and cry. Apparently, out of all my friends, i have the diggest bick. I asked her "Why did you marry me?" She replied, "Because...
I saw this bloke at the zoo yesterday trying to chat up a cheetah: "hello darling, nice spots you have, do you come here often" he muttered.
I thought he's trying to pull a fast one here....
Aussie ventriloquist An Australian ventriloquist visiting Wales, walks into a small village and decides he'll have a little fun. Aussie: "G'day Mate! Good looking dog, mind if I speak with him?"...
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Two dwarfs go into a bar, where they pick up two Prostitutes and take them to their separate hotel rooms. The first dwarf, however, is unable to get an erection. His depression is made worse by the...
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