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A man and a woman have a chance meeting in a park and decide to meet up that very night for a meal. After the meal they go for a drive in his car to a romantic cliff top. Not a cloud in the night sky...
Nine months to the day following their wedding, the Coopers had a baby. Unfortunately, it was born without arms or legs -- without even a torso. It was just a head. Still, the Coopers loved and cared...
Two elderly ladies had been friends for many decades. Over the years they had shared all kinds of activities and adventures. Lately, their activities had been limited to playing cards a few times a...
My wife always laughs during sex......no matter what she's reading at the time. I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy. Being Bisexual...
Interviewing a Scout master: FEMALE INTERVIEWER: So, Master, what things are you going to teach these young boys when they go on field exercises? SCOUT: We're going to teach them climbing, canoeing,...
Two fellas were having a night out and decided to finish the session with a visit to the local brothel. The first one goes in and after a short period of time, comes out with a big smile on his face....
A man goes into the doctor. He says, "Doc, you gotta check my leg. Something's wrong. Just put your ear up to my thigh, you'll hear it!" The doctor cautiously placed his ear to the man's thigh only to...
I went into a bakers yesterday. "How much for a big doughnut?" asks I. "A paand" says yer man. "OK so. How much for this cream cake" says I. "A paand" says he. And so on, and so forth. "OK", says I...
An Amish woman and her daughter were riding in an old buggy one cold blustery day. The daughter said to her mother, "My hands are freezing cold." The mother replied, "Put them between your legs. Your...
On a train from London to Manchester, an American was berating the Englishman sitting across from him in the compartment. "The trouble with you English is that you are too stuffy. You set yourselves...
May the fleas of a thousand camels infest the crotch of the person who screws up your day..........
and may their arms be too short to scratch!!!!!...
One day, a wife goes up to her husband and asks for twenty pounds to buy meat. "Are you crazy?" says the husband, who pulls her over to a mirror. "Let me show you something? This twenty pound note is...
The nun teaching Sunday School was speaking to her class one morning and she asked the question, "When you die and go to Heaven...which part of your body goes first?" Suzy raised her hand and said, "I...
A woman accompanied her husband to the doctor's office. After the check up, the doctor called the wife into his office alone. He said, "Your husband is suffering from a very severe disease, combined...
Two fellows sitting having a drink in their local when one says he needs to go to the chemist to buy some condoms. 'I thought that you had a vasectomy' says his mate. 'I have' he replied 'but the wife...
A man went to the doctor complaining of insomnia. The doctor gave him a thorough examination, found absolutely nothing physically wrong with him, and then told him, "Listen, if you ever expect to cure...
A priest offered a Nun a lift. She got in and crossed her legs, forcing her gown to reveal a leg. The priest nearly had an accident. After controlling the car, he stealthily slid his hand up her leg....
"Did you give the prisoner the third degree?" the police captain asked the detective. "Yeah, we browbeat him pretty good," nodded the other. "Asked him every question and made every threat we could...
Signs that don't mean what they say: In a Tokyo hotel: Is forbidden to steal hotel towels please. If you are not a person to do such thing is please not to read notice. In a Japanese hotel: You are...
A mafioso's son sits at his desk writing a Christmas list to Jesus. He first writes, "Dear baby Jesus, I have been a good boy the whole year, so I want a new..." He looks at it, then crumples it up...
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