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I was out on a date with a really hot woman, well, I say "date", we had dinner and watched a movie and then the plane landed. ___ Who sings 'Mistletoe and wine' whilst cleaning the kitchen?
Cif... ...
Cif... ...
My mate was upset when his Playstation died.
So I went over there to console him.
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For years I played brass in a well known orchestra.
I'm a truly gifted musician particularly with lower pitch... ...
So I went over there to console him.
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For years I played brass in a well known orchestra.
I'm a truly gifted musician particularly with lower pitch... ...
Rose accompanied her husband Tom to his annual checkup. While Tom was getting dressed, the doctor came out and said to Rose, “I don’t like the way he looks.” “Neither do I,” she said. “But he’s... ...
I remember one Christmas, I offered to pop the cork of a bottle of fizzy pop outside to avoid anyone getting caught in the crossfire. Not so lucky was that low-flying seagull! 😙
A man got drunk and came home very late. He sat on the door step for thirty (30) minutes trying to figure out what to tell his harsh and super strict wife the reason for his lateness. He gained... ...
An old, tired-looking dog wandered into my yard. I could tell from his collar and well-fed belly that he had a home and was well taken care of. He calmly came over to me, I gave him a few pats on... ...
I wonder if the spammer destinycgh (now quite rightly banned) was aware of the des-tiny-cgh interpretation for his recent advert for male enhancement. Or maybe 'twas an AI bot!!!! [I'll see myself... ...
Unwoke, hilarious, & I nearly fell off my chair laughing; https:/
Car Dealer: "This car had just one careful owner."
Buyer: "But look at it, it's a wreck!"
Car dealer: "Well yes, you see, the other seven owners weren't quite as careful." ___ Kathy goes to her local... ...
Buyer: "But look at it, it's a wreck!"
Car dealer: "Well yes, you see, the other seven owners weren't quite as careful." ___ Kathy goes to her local... ...
A pantomime horse walks into a bar. The barman says ‘Fancy a pint?’ The horse says ‘No, two halves, thanks.’
...beer and making love in a canoe have in common? They're both 'king close to water😁
Please be very careful on the roads over the Christmas period!
A lot of men will be drinking and allowing their wives to drive .
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If the world's population where to hold hands along the equator a... ...
A lot of men will be drinking and allowing their wives to drive .
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If the world's population where to hold hands along the equator a... ...
I collect a lot things related to antique implements of torture and execution, so when a French guillotine basket turned up for auction, naturally I was interested.
However, when it came to the... ...
However, when it came to the... ...
Murphy drops a slice of buttered toast on the kitchen floor and it lands butter-side-up. He looks down in astonishment, for he knows that it's a law of nature of the universe that buttered toast... ...
Lance isn't a common name these days.
But in medieval times, people were named
Lance a lot.
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Job advertisement: burrowing rodent required.
Should I gopher it?
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Quibbled over the price of Ulysses... ...
But in medieval times, people were named
Lance a lot.
__
Job advertisement: burrowing rodent required.
Should I gopher it?
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Quibbled over the price of Ulysses... ...
A not-so-bright girl is flying in a plane when her pilot keels over. She calls out: "Mayday! Mayday! My pilot is dead!"
Air traffic control responds, "Don't worry, I'll talk you through this.... ...
Air traffic control responds, "Don't worry, I'll talk you through this.... ...
Teacher: I set the class an essay to write about 'My Dog'.
Johnny: Yes sir!
Teacher: Well I think you cheated!
Johnny: No Sir!
Teacher: Then how come your story is word for word the same as your... ...
Johnny: Yes sir!
Teacher: Well I think you cheated!
Johnny: No Sir!
Teacher: Then how come your story is word for word the same as your... ...
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Finished work late the other night, so I popped into a pub on the way home.
I asked someone where I could get a drink and they pointed upstairs.
I got up there and I asked why I had to climb stairs... ...
I asked someone where I could get a drink and they pointed upstairs.
I got up there and I asked why I had to climb stairs... ...
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