The Ballerina

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A woman walks into a very crowded bar, and raising her arm to expose a hairy arm pit, she shouts 'Whose going to buy a lady a drink'.

Everybody walked away and turned their heads.

A drunk at the end of bar says 'Give the ballerina a drink'.

The barman pours her a drink which she downs in one, and raising her arm again she shouts 'whose going to buy a  lady a drink'.

Again everybody looks away, except for the drunk at the end of the bar who says 'give the ballerina a drink'.

Handing the woman a drink the barman turns to the drunk and asks, 'why do you keep calling her a ballerina'. 

The drunk says 'any person who can lift their leg that high must be a ballerina'.