in sport

[dilf]

ive just tried to post a question in sport and someone has knicked the yes please button to submit the question

[dilf]

take no notice its fixed now. the pin had fell out of the cog

[kick3m0n]

the lengths some people will go to to get Mrs Ed's attention, tut!

Am I no longer enough for you? sob!

[dilf]

lets elope, ive had enough of normal now and i need me jock bird with a wide on to take me away

if i run up the feild in the rain and shout "cathy" will you call me heathcliff

i must stop smoking in the day time it makes me go all soppy

[kick3m0n]

lmao.....I'll call you anything you want......

didn't know you were partial to a smoke....me too, but I don't during the day, not with a toddler to look after lol

Hold on, are you saying this is all just drug induced? if you were straight we wouldn't be havign this chat?? Well, way to break a girls heart dilf.........

[dilf]

straight as opposed to bent do you mean, dont go getting stroppy now cause ive been to the top of that bloody field shouting cathy at the top of my voice for over an hour whilst youve been feeding your face and having a nap.

im soaking wet and freezing cold but what do you care

[kick3m0n]

my darling how can I make it up to you???? I've run you a nice hot bath sweetie, I'm so sorry you got all cold and wet on my behalf. Would you like me to join you in the bath, or shall I wait until you come out and give you a fantastic full body massage. Your wish is my command, you know that.......xxxx

[dilf]

before you step in will you get the dairy milk out the fridge. your raveshing and im ravenous and THATS not the soap. HI HO SILVER.

look at you right under gingers nose aswell

[unruliejulie]

oops sorry, wrong room! i didn't see anything, promise!!! ;-)

[dilf]

its a big tub jules get your kit off and hop in.
mind you ive pmsl in the bath

[unruliejulie]

EEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW, i'll not bother if you've wee'd in it then dilf!!!! I was gonna aswell till you said that! Hi kick, how ya doing??? apart from enjoying a session with dilf!

[dilf]

not really,i just took the blame being the gent that i am ,get in girl you'll love it. its nice and warm

[unruliejulie]

i bet it is if its been piddled in!

[kick3m0n]

Hi Jules...I'm great thanks babes, and you? Isn't he just fantastic...? dilf can I get you on prescription for whenever I'm feeling a bit down in the dumps? I have honestly never met anyone whose humour appeals to me more. I love you to bits :o) and you remind me that while the grumpies (they know who they are) make me want to avoid AB like the plague, the funnies and lovelies (dilf, Jules, Ray, Bob, Zeus etc) make me want to never leave lol

[unruliejulie]

I couldn't agree more kick, i feel that way about your good self, of course, funkymoped, rugeleyboy,*zeus* and ray, isn't that man just a sweetheart! The way i look at it, there are way more great people on here than there is eejits! dilf does make me laugh!! its funny how you click with some in particular though. How is your little man? mines driving me nuts but still managing to make me laugh out loud every half hour with something he comes out with! I am quite excited for sat, soccer aid, look out for me on the telly Kick, i'll be the one dribbling when Gordon Ramsay comes out in his shorts!!!!

Sorry to hi-jack your thread dilf but i think we established a long while ago that there had been a technical glitch which has since been sorted!!! lol

[dilf]

no probs jules my work here is done see you later ladies

[kick3m0n]

Hi Jules, cheers for your lovely sentiments. yes, ray's a one in a million, isn't he? Charlie is brilliant thanks. He's making play doh pizza here beside me and making mummy taste it. yum! He's got a tendency towards extreme conmtrary-ness (is that even a word??) at the moment which can be quite trying, but he's such good fun too. love them at this age...every day is just a joy and full of new things for them. Wouldn't mind being 2.5 myself again for a wee while....lol

And he fell asleep in his highchair today for the first time ever! Thank heavens I'd moved his plate, or he'd have been face down in garlic cheese pasta! He looked so funny, I managed to take a couple of piccies before I had to move him...bless.

speak soon, tc xx

[unruliejulie]

You're just like me, always zapping away with your camera!! He sounds adorable. I do find Kieron hard work but still a joy. His eating is my main problem at the moment. What he does eat, he makes such a mess with! Just playing as opposed to eating. Oh well, he'll grow out of it soon enough! anyway, lovely speaking to you, been a while since the Jen or Ange thread disbanded!!! You take care XxXxXxX