This Made Me Laugh

[mrs_overall]

Today I was talking to one of my brothers on the phone. He was telling me he is going into hospital at the end of the month as he has a small open wound that refuses to heal and a plastic surgeon is going to deal with it.
When I asked him if they ever found out what caused his skin to break open he replied "Necrophilia"
When I had finished crying with laughter I explained what necrophilia is and told him I think he had necrosis.
In a hushed voice he said "Oh no, I have told loads of people I have necrophilia"

[Baldric]

Oops, ^^^ just noticed I've nicked mrs O's gag!

[The Builder]

Ah Psyborg..... I did once have a girlfriend who was 5'4", and that was a bit of a stoop.
But then, you have your Louboutins ;o)

[Psybbo]

Yilly you know me too well x

[Psybbo]

Nah Builder, that is Craft, flats here

[The Builder]

Very sensible, Psb. I expect it was Madame Eau's 6" spikes that got her into a Neckrobrace in the first place.

Anyway... look at the time.... somewhere out there is a village pub missing a patron.............................. a bientot all.