I May Have Solved It

[weecalf]

all this talk of third runway a Heathrow has me thinking .I may have came up with a solution ....wait for it and remember you heard it here first ...are you ready .......An underground runway . Wel, what do you think ?

[TWR]

I've seen previous mistakes but never commented, but that's me eh.

[Mamyalynne]

Tilly some even have grand pianos.

[aelmpvw]

the obvious solution would be for everyone to stay put, then we wouldn't need all these planes ...

[Tilly2]

Can you imagine a plane speeding down an underground runway with folded in wings and then shooting out at speed and unfurling its wings? I can. I can see it now. Woosh!

[TWR]

Aircraft Carriers come to mind Tilly? nothing is impossible.

[Baldric]

Tilly, perhaps they could flap their wings to gain altitude?

[Mamyalynne]

Underwater seaplanes, there's lots of space down there.

[Tilly2]

No, no flapping. Just a gentle unfurling and everyone on the plane would breath a sigh of relief. 'Ahhh, the wings have opened.'

[Tilly2]

breathe^

[bhg481]

Aircraft with folding wings have been around for many years to save space on aircraft carriers but look at this:
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-3867766/Nasa-working-aircraft-wings-FOLD-flying-Design-pave-way-hypersonic-planes.html

[Baldric]

and not get in a flap, that's good.

[janzman]

It's almost ten minutes long but the idea is there..... brilliant and just as daft as Heathrow runway or the ridiculous HS2

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j-_k5sO2jqM

[weecalf]

think I'm on to summit here

[Tilly2]

Ring Teresa and let her know, weecalf.

[weecalf]

Maybe Boris would be interested it would get him off the hook as he says he don't want wan

[TWR]

Weecalf, did you see / hear what they said regards Heathrow Tonight 6pm news? an idea is to put a ramp over the M25.