Grown Or Groan...

[Chipchopper]

.Why did the gardener quit his job ?
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Because his celery wasn't high enough.

[frugalfred]

His employer was obviously a bean-counter.

[Mamyalynne]

Is he branching out?

[Tilly2]

Now, he's a has bean.

[sunny-dave]

So he's not going to turnip next week then?

[gness]

Does he need his pea45?

[aelmpvw]

he shouldn't worry, something will turnip

[DTCwordfan]

Lettuce hope he doesn't go to the local onion for advice...they shall 'ot be of much use though.

[aelmpvw]

oops, just seen dave's post

[gness]

Oh...thank you, Chip...must be my first ever BA in jokes......I'm usually looking vacant whilst everyong one else is laughing....xx

[Berniecuddles2]

thought he got caught having a leek!

[Chipchopper]

They called him the 'lawn ranger'

[zebo]

I hope he didn't suffer from an 'eart e choke'.

[Togo]

//thought he got caught having a leek! //

Yeah Bernie, he hides behind the beans and peas.