Lada

[Patsy33]

What do you call a Lada on a hill?
A bloody miracle!

[Hopkirk]

What do you call an open top Lada?

[Baldric]

Oh, could it be a Skip?

[Patsy33]

Ada?...

[Patsy33]

A man goes into a car accessory shop and says to the assistant, 'Can I have a hub cap for my Lada?'
The assistant thinks to himself for a moment and then replies, 'OK, it seems like a fair swap'

[Hopkirk]

What's the difference between a Lada and a Jehovah's Witness?




You can close the door on a Jehovah's Witness.

[Patsy33]

What's the difference between a Lada and a golf ball?

You can drive a golf ball 200 metres.

[marval]

How do you avoid speeding tickets?
Buy a Lada.

[Patsy33]

How to you overtake a Lada?
Walk...

[marval]

How do you double the value of a Lada?
Fill the petrol tank.

[bookbinder]

How do you double a Lada's value?

Fill the tank with petrol.

[bookbinder]

SNAP! marval!

[Patsy33]

By the way, no offence to anyone who might have a Lada! ...

[marval]

Yes, snap bookbinder. We used to have a Lada many years ago.

What do you call a Lada with twin exhaust pipes?
A wheel Barrow.

[Patsy33]

I like the wheelbarrow one Marval. Made me laugh!
What do you call a Lada in the winter?
A freezer.

[marval]

Why do lada's have heated rear windows?
To keep your hands warm when pushing them.

[zebo]

Most of these aren't new, they were about Skodas. How things have changed!

[marval]

We use to have a skoda as well.

How many people does it take to assemble a Lada?

Three, one to fold and one to apply the glue.

[marval]

*Two to Fold*

[marval]

What occupies the last six pages of the Lada User's Manual?

The bus and train timetables.