Channel 4

[Zen]

How desperate are they for viewers ?
http://media.guardian.co.uk/site/story/0,,1823 110,00.html

[brachiopod]

I saw an advert for this a week or two ago in the London Metro newspaper - honestly!

It read something like Volunteers wanted for television documentary about masturbation....

Though I don't know why they didn't just save money on the newspaper advert by cutting it down to "W**kers Wanted"........

[Loosehead]

Would this not fit the description of "public indecency"?

[kick3m0n]

dunno how desperate they are, but you must be on a backhander (oo-er) for gving it even more coverage than it already has ;o)

[lightoftruth]

wouldnt like to be the cleaner "semen is such a persistant stain"

[Zen]

Why ask for volunteers,if it's in London just invite all the MPs and Spurs fans along.!!!

[NORMANTHEDOG]

very good zen,shame its not on merseyside,could invite all the liverpool to$$ers

[boobesque]

god, that is tv at its worst! What next eh...