How Did You Meet "the One" ?

[spathiphyllum]

I was walking to Spa when I saw a chick parked in the car park, eating a whole rotisserie chicken with her bare hands. I thought, that's her, that's the one.

[Ken4155]

We were in a bar when i caught her eye. "It's always drops out when i've had a few" she apologised. "How can i thank you?" she asked. "You could buy me a pint" i smiled. "Only if you beat me at arm wrestling" she said, rolling up her sleeves to reveal arms like Popeye, but with more tattoos. I bought the drinks! We got on so well, i asked if she wanted to share my taxi home. She said she'd give me a lift back to mine. She carried me all the way to my front door. She asked if she could see me again. Well, i say 'asked', it was more of a demand. "Yes" i squeaked. There then followed about 15 years of total and abject misery before she took pity on me and found someone else to thrash at arm wrestling. Still, the relationship did produce 4 beautiful and thoughtful children. And none of them have ever beaten me at arm wrestling.

[-SharonA-]

We met at my friends party and he had come with his mate who also liked me and I enjoyed flirting with them both. But I picked the right one, 38 years together.

[Peter Pedant]

// I'll give a sensible response because it involves bums //

ah yes or no Kval - your red neck luffer realised you are special straight off

so if you had said a la free-tee - swigging local burbin
"fwang ma goolies mayn - jus string em up and leddem burn!" he would still have said - that liddl laydee was the one for may.....etc

[tonyav]

By doing my mother in law a favour ! ( obviously not my MIL then though ).

[Peter Pedant]

she came onto the ward - at a quarter to four
incon-tin-ent of ur-ighn !
she's diabetic - she's paraplegic and
she's mine !

admitting housemans song 1975

serious - I am being serious
so many make flippant and hurtful remarks .......

[retrocop]

After 42 years with excellent judgement it would appear.

[kvalidir]

Hi Pete I've missed ya x

[Toorak]

I echo that kval :-)