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[maggiebee]

Carpenters urgently required...............

Cabinet falling apart - apply to 10 Downing Street

(No tools required, the building is full of them.)

[Spicerack]

I saw that coming.

[Patsy33]

I heard there was a splinter group...

[Spicerack]

That's plane crazy talk. Keep a level head, Patsy.

[aelmpvw]

if boris loses his job he could always become a Chippendale ...

[Spicerack]

Nobody mention the hammer. It drives the jocks plumb loco.

[marval]

They have said it will be a wrench to leave the EU.

Does anybody know how to cancel an eBay bid?

I put £5 on a cowboy outfit and I am worried that in 5 minutes I am going to own the Conservative party.

[zebo]

In the Cecil Parkinson days MFI was compared to the Government, one loose screw and the whole Cabinet collapses.