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johnny.5 | 17:31 Wed 15th Jan 2020 | ChatterBank
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bought or tried Gwyneth Paltrows new candles ?
or any intention of doing so ?
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No! £57 for a candle is ridiculous, even if it does smell like her vagina.
And especially NOT if it smells like her vagina.
As I've stated elsewhere jo, it's because it is so labia-intensive to produce.
I suppose that her next endeavor will be to make one that emits the odor of two lips.
Very good, canary :)
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does she keep one in her fannypack?
Wonder if she'll do an 'elbowed' flavoured one?
Gwyneth, or the candles?
It's not actually her candle. It's by a company called Heretic (founded by a man). Maybe she was just going to sell it on her website and looking at the fragrance description it probably doesn't smell like her nether regions. https://www.hereticparfum.com/product/this-smells-like-my-vagina/
This is the man behind the company (looking very much like Gareth Malone) https://www.hereticparfum.com/about/
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as I was typing this a my colleague mentioned they had one and it smells fruity a bit like strawberry's
Strawberry feeled forever... (Shoota sings)
The embarrassment of taking one to the checkout, putting in front of the checkout girl, and then receiving that sort of look, would surely deter anyone from buying one of these - er - thingies.

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