Talking of bums.....my cousin, a nurse, has just told me that if they are short staffed vets may be asked to help out.
Thought that was fine til I remembered how vets take temperatures... :-(
The poster of the tennis girl adorned a wall of my room for almost 7 years while I was in the army. Even accompanied me on 3 tours of NI. Her and quite a few others, I might add. Couldn't afford the paint, you see :-))