Accident Day

[Bobbisox1]

Hit my head off the sloping wall under the stairs
Dropped my phone on a wood floor cracking the protective screen
Banged my funny bone and that was not humorous

I think I'll hibernate, oh hang on I am in lockdown :0(((

[marval]

Oh sorry to hear this Bobbi, that is your three. Hopefully nothing else will happen.

[Bobbisox1]

Hope not, so pleased I had a screen protector on my phone

[retrocop]

Thank God it was only your cell phone you dropped. Could quite easily be a bottle of Vodka. :[(

[Bobbisox1]

Now that would have been sacrilege Retro :0)))

[Barsel]

.....and it's not even the 13th!

[Bobbisox1]

No , or April 1st :0(

[shoota]

Never mind all that, I thought I'd lost my cap.

[bookbinder]

...erm, shoota (trying to be delicate here), exactly what kind of cap do you mean?

[shoota]

An English one, flat and tweedy.
Not a Dutch one...

[jourdain2]

A roll of bubble-wrap would seem to be in order!

[Bobbisox1]

I could say ' not allowed out' but I'm not, well not far anyway haha

[ummmm]

The only things that would pee me off is breaking my phone. The other things I'd barely notice I'm so used to them.

[shoota]

What about losing your cap?

[Barmaid]

That's a bit ****, Bobbi.

But....

My arm doesn't hurt as much as my raging toothache
A back injury from January has reactivated so I can't sit down
I learned you can boil eggs for 40 mins and they are still edible thankfully I saved the pan
My sky internet will be fixed tomorrow so I no longer have an excuse to ignore everyone but I now have work coming out of my ears
A close family member is now well at home after a nasty health scare but the stupid post office couldn't find the house to deliver flowers
The cat has gone missing (again)
I just went out to find said cat in flipflops and it peed it down so I'm wet AND in pain

We have only had 7 monstrous arachnids this week

Mr BM refused to remove an enormous spider whilst I was talking to a client

But we saw 3 baby hedgehogs last night (I know you don't like them but they were really cute). I am trying to be positive when I'd really rather climb inside a bottle of gin!

[Bobbisox1]

My wee mishaps pale into insignificance :0(

[jourdain2]

Barmaid - I'm sure someone is manufacturing an enormous gin bottle at this moment so that people can literally crawl in! What a lousy set of hassles. :( :(

[Barmaid]

Thanks!

But it's all relative. Every person's troubles are a trouble to them. There isn't really a comparison. My troubles are a pita but so are everyone's. It's all an issue of fact and degree.

Frankly, if it pees you off its still a problem for you.

A wise friend once said to me "this will pass".

[mallyh]

feel for you xx
barmaid never seen a cat in flip flops before lol x

[Barmaid]

Lol Mally. Terrible phraseology by me. I wish he would wear flip flops. He might not go so far.

I grounded him for a week to try and break the habit. But no, ASBO knows best. Although since I posted on our village FB page about him, I'm appalled. He's an embarrassment. I now know he is not just a con artist but also a thug, an opportunist thief and a tart.