Take 3 lbs of chicken. Put in large pan with some oil. Pour in half a bottle of red wine. Warm gently and stir. pour in half a bottle of white wine. Add four glasses of vodka. Warm again and stir. Pour in the other halves of the red and white. Add six glasses of 5 star brandy. warm again and stir. Throw the chicken away and drink the gravy....whaaaheyy!!