Not A Joke But, It Made Me Laugh.

[Barsel]

https://ibb.co/KsGgv8j

[Mamyalynne]

Ah yes, the days when time stood still :-)

[1ozzy]

Watch what you eat

[Googlewerenohelp]

Joking aside, I have gone back to watch wearing after a 30 year hiatus.
I have a small collection building, most are automatic/hand winding and made by Vostok. Nice bit of non-electrical retro charm on my wrist that saves me grappling my Samsung phone out of my pocket just to get a time check.

[roopower]

Oh, yes, remember them well, with a necklace to match!

[Khandro]

You were lucky! we use'ter 'ave to suck on a piece of old newspaper :0)

[10ClarionSt]

Yep. The Swizzles Watch. Lovely!

[Peter Pedant]

// I have gone back to watch wearing after a 30 year hiatus.//

on a train a six year olds voice rang out: "Look grandad those two old men are wearing watches!"

Presumably grandad had told him there were some things old men clung to

[Googlewerenohelp]

Tee hee hee "clung" :-)
How about "plankton" and that old favourite "flannel"?
Ah, funny words.

[AuntPG]

Tee Hee Hee how about 'Spathiphyllum' thats a really funny word. Its a lily by the way.

[Googlewerenohelp]

That sound like a word the Leith police get you to say in order to prove you're not drunk!

[Googlewerenohelp]

...or the word people utter when a wasp flys into their mouth.

[douglas9401]

Not again, surely.

[AuntPG]

:-)

[choux]

Look at the prominent veins on the back of that hand. The child is ageing badly.

[AuntPG]

they wouldn't be seen dead in that shirt either lol!