Taxi

[maggiebee]

David Beckham gets into a taxi at Dublin airport. He sees the driver looking at him for about 5 minutes in the rear view mirror.
Eventually the driver says "OK, give me a clue."

Beckham sighs and replies "Well I had a glittering career with Man United, married a Spice Girl and played over 100 times for England. Is that enough?"

Driver says "No you numpty, where are you going?"

[brian j john]

Hahaha , very good