Dad Joke Of The Day

[Hopkirk]

Would you wear spectacles made of oak?
Eye wood.

[johnny.5]

Yew would ?
I couldn't cedar point !

[Chipchopper]

Yew shouldn't feel Ashamed

[1ozzy]

Wooden eye pine for those, knot that eyed see the forest for the trees,,

[Patsy33]

I might if they were poplar..

[Bazile]

You should be Birched for posting these jokes :-)

[dustypuss]

I'm pineing for the next one.

[Chipchopper]

Holly-wood