Oops

[maggiebee]

Boss: Do you believe in life after death?

Employee: Certainly not! There's no proof of it.

Boss: Well, there is now. After you left early to go to your uncle's funeral, he came here looking for
you.

[Ken4155]

Think i buried half a dozen grandads and grandmothers when i was working as a welder. Funnily enough, they were all buried during a hot spell?

[Patsy33]

Lol!

[Chipchopper]

Always pays to have a spare uncle or two :-)

[DTCwordfan]

similar to the para-legal going to his senior partner in very early December and asking for next Tuesday off as it was his Aunt's funeral. "sure, a nephew should attend, of course you can."

The following Tueday happened to be the Oxford/Cambridge match at Twickers and the senior partner, being a Dark Blue, went to the match and being a senior partner, was in the 'corporate hostility' suites. He sees his para walking in to the arena to go to his seat.

Next morning he calls the para in - "How did the funeral go?"

"One of those sad affairs but a good send off was had."

"I gather she was a very popular woman - what with over fifty thousand at the funeral."