A Few More

[Rondy]

My wife and l decided we would never go to bed annoyed at each other.
We've been sitting up since Tuesday.

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Just went into the shop and said "Can I pay by card? He said "No problem, what card do you have?"
I said "The six of spades.."

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“Hello, police department? I’ve lost my cat and… "

“I'm sorry lady, but this is not a police job, you can try calling…"

“But you don’t understand, this is a very intelligent cat. He is almost human. He can practically talk.”

“Well, in that case ma'am, you’d better hang up. He may be trying to call you right now.”

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[maggiebee]

Love them

[ladybirder]

Last one's the best for me.  Thanks Rondy.

[Ellipsis]

The six of spades 😂