right room ready for

[chicho,bird2]

those two had 2 go and scrub it clean en,suite toilet white as a lilley put 20 loo ,s rolls in just for L just incase as i know he likes his curries so do i well it is now fit for the king l and queen d ? gawd you 2 are hard work but wen u arrive plese o plese make my life easy and leave room as you find it xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx ?

also is knobbles coming

with his knibbles xxxxxxx

kevin b are you coming to
plese bro say yeahhhhhhhhh

xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

grasss hawian night or no entry lol xxxxxxxx

[chicho,bird2]

gawd almighty
its dark alredy

or has it been light the day

dulllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll

off to c me uncle the night from

abby dabby
dubiah xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

party on xxxxxxxxxxx

[carrust]

Could somebody please interpret this post.

[daniela31]

lol..............

[chicho,bird2]

no

hi dan iella 31

xxx

guess carrust xxxxx..they know who its for xxxxxxx

[bigmamma]

It's MONTY carrust , impossible to translate , but you'll get to understand after a while .:-)
Hi MONTY honey:-)
xxxxxxx

[chicho,bird2]

hi mamma

hows the wee pup

long time no hear
how you doing xxxxxxxxxxxxxx

my best aber here xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

[bigmamma]

Hi sweetie , puppy is doing well , growing more each week , though he's not going to be very big . My labrador is well too :-) xxx

[chicho,bird2]

kiss

a big kiss xxxxxxxxxxxxx

for porche and a hug xxxxxxxxxxx

lv ya xxxx mamma xxxxxxxxxxxxxx

[banned-dot]

she's got a pub, so she's taking in visitors, and is expecting leg and knobs, come on peeps get with it!!!

[legendis.god]

Dotty why you banned again ??

Dont seem fair really

[pastafreak]

I understood it also...I think.........But I still think I need a translation.....;-0