Men and tv

[Roughquest]

Why do men have to hog the tv remote control all the time. . Then they nod off with it under their bum and you have to forage around looking for it only to have them moan at you for disturbing them lol.

[k9 fott]

LMFAO at this fool

[HailThePimp]

gobby nobby,is this site all you live for,well then again if missus looked like yours id also be trawling the internet 24-7 to get away from the warthog.

[Gormless]

She has been accused of being fat, chavvy, desperate, and shagging the barman - by none other than dot, who hopefully has got loads of piccies and youtubes to share on here.

[legendis.god]

I wonder

with dot being an authority on whhat goes on with barmen in tenerife

and her being here on holiday just now

do you think?

that

welll

maybe

she might be??



nah



shes got straw blonde hair



acts posh but cold chav it up




do you think she dhave a chance ?

with the barman like??







just wondering : 0)

[HailThePimp]

Gormless dont forget straw hair with a bald spot!LOL!

[legendis.god]

So is hail saying dot has a bald spot?

was she talking about lippy


knobby
it may have been a mistake on dots part

she may have meant she was coming to tenerife to shag a barman???








it sounds possible

that would explain why its so out of character for dot to have said that about lippy





what do you reckon?

[legendis.god]

Leg sigh in relief


aint been a barman for 2 years


reckon im safe



lol

[HailThePimp]

legendis.god
Sun 22/03/09
19:51 Leg sigh in relief


aint been a barman for 2 years


reckon im safe



lol

But not safe from homosexuality,eh legs?

[madmaggot]

I haven't been on CB for quite a while and was hoping that it might have improved in the 2 months or so that I was absent. Unfortunately questions are still being hi-jacked for the same stupid slanging matches by the same few idiots! Oh well.

Roughquest in reply to your ?, it's to do with men being genetically disposed to sitting around and stirring the camp fire; no camp fire now so they stir the channels instead! lol

[sleepy1j]

i think thats why women out live men it so we can have a few extra years to catch up on all the tv we have missed .men take the tv over .lol

[Roughquest]

Thanks for rescuing my thread Madmaggot & Sleepyj ! Thought id created a monster there ! Oh well the wonders of the remote control....I guess men are very primitive afterall.....lol - brings a whole new meaning to the word 'control' though.