no smoke without fire

[Mick-Talbot]

One of the daftest statements people use (no offence doc)

yes?
no?

[bigfoot3000]

Agreed jack, Liars and rumormongers are the scourge of society.

[society]

Why what?

[Bbbananas]

Why stay sober..... (in answer to Doc's statement....)

[society]

Hi Salla, x

[rinkins]

LOL vibes

[society]

Smoke burns the eyes.

[Bbbananas]

I like to smoke after sex... if you don't, then you may as well not have bothered.

[bigfoot3000]

IT'S A MIRACLE!!!
I bring you smoke...WITHOUT FIRE!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JuBdAGViqEo&feature=related

Cigs

[bigfoot3000]

Yeah I know It's vapour.

[joeluke]

"You'll laugh on the other side of your face in a minute"

Not many dafter statements than that one!

[rinkins]

Vibes if I say yes it might scare people off lol

[Mick-Talbot]

ok...I may as well join in I suppose

a saying from mothers the length and breadth of the country.

'fall off that wall and break your legs , don't come running to me'

[ummmm]

If you don't stop crying I'll give you something to cry for....

[rowanwitch]

You'll be laughing the other side of your face in a minute.......

[mccfluff]

"if the wind changes your face will stay like that"

no it won't....

[cazzz1975]

my favourite is the open ended response to a "why" question..

"because thats why"

[NoMercy]

When my mother offers me a cream cake I may say, "That's fattening." She responds by saying, "But your not fat."

F.f.s... that's because I don't eat fattening cream cakes.