An appearance of the sacred visage.

[sandyRoe]

http://www.belfasttel...emetery-16195735.html


We in Belfast are fortunate to have such manifestations appear to confirm our faith

[sandyRoe]

When Virgil was guiding Dante on his tour of the infernal regions they came across the special place reserved for the followers of the false god, the FSM.
It was a vast subterranean lake of steaming ordure stretching as far as the eye could see. And it was jam packed with people standing waist deep in the noisome brew.
Dante though this to be nowhere near as bad as some of the other circles of Hell that they had seen, and said as much to his guide.
"Wait," said Virgil. "Wait."
"Right," said the devil in charge of the sinful followers of FSM, "tea break's over. Back to standing on your hands."

[jomifl]

Christians fortunately have the advantage of having been fed sh1t most of their lives so would be quite used to it.

[ludwig]

// "Right," said the devil in charge of the sinful followers of FSM, "tea break's over. Back to standing on your hands." //

It could be worse. At least they get a tea break.

[sandyRoe]

David Icke, you mean, surely?

[Duncer]

Did he not make a recent pronouncement on the Olympics?

[douglas9401]

Mould, growing on a damp piece of wood in a damp climate.

It's a sign of eternal damp nation.

[sandyRoe]

Aye, our cousins north of the border get more than their fair share of Scotch Mist.
Though I believe at the minute there's something of a drought in The Shetlands.

[chakka35]

Yes, lgc96, you must not take such things so seriously. We all know it's bunkum so we might as well get a little fun out of it.

Unless, of course, you think that mocking the mentally deluded is as cruel as mocking the physically afflicted.

[mibn2cweus]

"Surely though must knowist I could come up with a better image of Myself if I really wantedist to . . . @"> http://static.freepik...us-stump_19-99645.jpg

[jomifl]

The lord manipulateth his chainsaw in wondrous ways , his miracles to perform...