Definition of a sweater........

[McMouse]

......a garment worn by a child when his mother feels chilly

[bednobs]

eh? Is that a joke?
You do know there's a jokes section, right? It has it's own category now too

[B00]

But very true bednobs!

Mini Boo never ever seems to feel the cold. Whilst im insisting she puts on jumpers, cardis during the day and fleecy PJ's at night, the baggage is stripping them off again behind my back.

[McMouse]

Boo as a child I was always heavily wrapped up by my mother as she was convinced I would otherwise get pneumonia.

[Hopkirk]

When my wife was a baby her Mum put her outside in the pram, for some fresh air.

When she looked out a while later, there was a layer of snow on the pram.