Holiday

[owdhamer]

I have just been on the holiday of a lifetime, ,never again.

[Smowball]

lol, very good.

[sunny-dave]

Three weeks in Bury can feel like a lifetime ...

[Hopkirk]

Copyright Tim Vine

[Canary42]

No way, I heard it years before Vine was born.

[MichaelZZ]

True story:-
I was in my local pub many years ago when a lady came in and the barmaid greeted her with, "Hello, Pat! I haven't seen you for some time. Where've you been?"
The lady replied, "I've been on a world cruise," and then added, "It wasn't very good, I wish I'd gone somewhere else!"