Swerving...

[Jemisa]

So I was in my car, and I was driving along, and my boss rang up, and he said 'You've been promoted.' And I swerved.
And then he rang up a second time and said "You've been promoted again." And I swerved again.
He rang up a third time and said 'Congratulations 'You're now the managing director.' And I went into a tree.

And a policeman came up and said 'What happened to you?'

And I said 'I careered off the road.

[starone]

Groan!! I love these plays on words, they are so funny - lol jem.

[mrs.chappie]

Lol, lol and thrice lol. :o)

[marval]

Clever lol

[Brinjal]

Lol