Surgery?

[maggiebee]

Things you don't want to hear during surgery (bit American!)

Better save that. We'll need it for the post mortem.

Someone call the janitor. We're going to need a mop.

Bo! Bo! Come back with that! Bad dog!

Wait a minute, if this is his spleen, then what's that?

Oops! Hey, has anyone ever survived 500ml of this stuff before?

Sterile, shcmerile. The floor's clean, right?

OK, now take a picture from this angle. This is truly a freak of nature.

And now we remove the subject's brain and place it in the body of the ape.

Could you stop that thing from beating? It's throwing my concentration off.

[marval]

I love these

[rowanwitch]

How many sets of forceps nurse... oh bu66er

It's ok he's got one left

And that students is what asystole looks like

[marval]

What do you mean he wasn't in for a sex change!

Everybody stand back! I lost my contact lens!

Has anyone seen my watch?

Don't worry. I think it is sharp enough.


Nurse, did this patient sign the organ donation card?

[excelsior-1]

good ones

[Jemisa]

Maggie & Marval, some good ones there :) :)

Jem

[marval]

This patient has had some kids, am I correct?

Darn, page 47 of the manual is missing.


Thank you for best answer (from me not the surgeon.)