Tattoos

[marval]

A girl fell in love with a sailor and had his picture tattooed on her right breast.

Months later they split up.

In due time, she fell in love with a soldier and had his picture tattooed on her left breast.

This romance also came to an end.

Sometime later, she fell in love with an airman and married him.

That night when they were undressing for bed he began to laugh.

She asked, "What is so funny?"

He said, "Oh, I'm just thinking what long faces those two guys are going to have in about twenty years from now."

[cupid04]

Did he get a knee in the groin, lol!

[EDDIE51]

A gay man goes to the tattoo shop and asks to have a picture of Mike Tyson on one bum cheek and Frank Bruno on the other. He tells the tattooist ''Its a present for my boyfriend , he loves boxers''
He gets home, pulls down his trousers, bends over and says to his mate
'' Look what I have done for you , hope you like it''
The mate takes a look and replies
'' I'm not getting in the ring with those two!''

[cupid04]

Lol!^^

[Butterbun]

Ooooohhhh!

[Baldric]

Did he throw in the towel Eddie?

[EDDIE51]

Perhaps he retired to a neutral corner.

[BRICARUK]

I'm stuck again with TABs No 2 edition with quiz on page 40 Now for something different. Answer to this question is the last letter left over.
I have 2 letters which I think may be wrong they are letter's M & P, CAN ANY HELP ME PLEASE.
BRICARUK..