Traffic Warden

[lankeela]

As the coffin was being lowered into the ground at a Traffic Warden's funeral

a voice from the inside screams

" I'm not dead, I'm not dead. Let me out !"

The vicar smiles , leans forward sucking air through his teeth,

and mutters

" Too f**king late pal, I've already done the paperwork"

[Psybbo]

Oh lovely, I know one that........

[marval]

lol

[albaqwerty]

oooh, sweet! lol :-D

[berniecuddles]

LOL