Two Deaf Men

[EDDIE51]

There are 2 deaf men on a bus
1st man '' Is this Wembley?''
2nd man '' No it's Thursday''
1st man '' So am I lets get off and have one''

[Wharton]

Heard it :-)

[cupid04]

My what big ears you got pal. x

[Wharton]

Why do elephants have big ears?
Because Noddy wouldn't pay the ransom.

[cupid04]

Q] What's the biggest drawback in the jungle?

A] An elephant's foreskin!

[excelsior-1]

their next conversation


”look at that bunch of cows"

"not bunch - herd"

"pardon?"

"herd"

"heard what"

"herd of cows"

"of course i've heard of cows"

"no, no, a cow herd"

"so a cow heard - i'm not bothered - i have no secrets from a cow"

[EDDIE51]

^^.LOL,That was better than mine , must try to remember it

[Wharton]

Q What's the difference between an elephant and a grape?
A Elephants are grey and grapes are green.
Q What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming?
A Here come the elephants.
Q What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming?
A Here come the grapes. (Jane was colour-blind).

That's it, I'm off to bed now :-)

[heathfield]

Their next conversation

"You remind me of a man".
"What man?"
"The man with the power."
"What power?"
"The power of voodoo!"
"Voodoo?"
"You do!"
"I do what?"
"You remind me of a man."
etc, etc.